Things you never knew

... I have just now found out that Italian decks of cards have seven number cards and 3 face cards.

The sevens haunt me.

Obviously, this must be the deck used in Melusine, considering their obsession with the number seven.

Meme~

Taken from dawnduskdancer.
Describe pairings in fifteen words or less, and have your flist guess their identities.

Fifteen because it seems a nice number. Not because I couldn’t think of more or that less seems paltry.
Pairing is a flexible term, right? Right?

1. Nothing’s better than a picnic with some cake.

2. They both suffer unrequited love for another; hers for another man, his for her.

3. He cares more about his appearance than she does about hers.

4. For someone who studies anthropology, she’s pretty clueless to his advances.

5. Friends forever, always together. // Study sessions? Sure they are…

6. Off we go a zombie hunting!

7. Daddy puts up with Mommy’s teasing very well!

8. Kicking ass is their job, protecting his is hers.

9. Their partial immortality tends to get in the way of things.

10. He’s her knight in shining armour. Literally.

11. Messing with history ends up being a bit of a matchmaker.

12. Fairies are nasty, but at least they got a happy ending.

13. They work and don’t play, despite all of her attempts otherwise.

14. They break the seme/uke stereotypes stupendously.

15. Work-based relationships are usually frowned upon. Unless you’re these guys. Then it’s a grin.

 

You get an extra hint for 5 because the first one was too vague. None of these are crack, so they’re all ones I more or less ship at any given time.
Points will be awarded based on ones you get right. 2 for correct pairings, 1 for correct fandom but incorrect guess. For 8, there are two possible pairings and 3 points is awarded to the ‘proper’ answer. No points awarded if you get threesomes wrong by leaving out or adding another character.

Comments are gonna be screened for a couple of days, then I’ll make the answers post.