Nee-san! Here you go!!
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"Is that Inu-Yasha hugging Kaiyou?"
Kagome sighs. "He does have a heart, Miroku."
"Unlike your perverted sense of one. Anyway can't you see he's protecting her? He's her brother and all brothers, even younger ones, want to protect their sister." 'Sango's right. Kohaku protects her against Naraku and Souta protects me from failing at school.'
"Hey. I was raised as an only child. You can't expect me to know what you girls are talking about."
"Well you will if you have any children."
Both Inu-Yasha and Kaiyou come up to the fire. "What's up?"
Shippo replies. "Nothing much. Just Miroku and Sango's daily argument." Kagome sweat-drops as she watches them both continue arguing.
"Who says I won't have any children?!"
"I DO!"
Miroku hangs his head at her. "I know immediately that my chances of wooing a woman are gone once you arrive."
"Who says they want to be wooed?!?!"
"They do. Their look on their faces as I approach, as if I'm their saviour from this terrible time. One of eagerness and waiting." He raises his hand and closed eyes towards the heavens. "One of surprise and bewilderment at their finding of one such as myself. Their astonishment at one who is so willing to be theirs."
"Will you bear my children?" Miroku suddenly appears at Kaiyou's feet.
"MIROKU!!"
"You know that this hurts." Miroku rubs the five lumps on his head.
"Yes and that's why we did it to you. We've got to keep you under control. Otherwise," Kagome handed a cup of tea to Kaiyou, "you might get hurt even more."
"After all, a broken heart hurts more than a few lumps on your head." Shippo contributes, sounding older than his age.
"Believe me Miroku, you'll be better off than me whatever you do." Inu-Yasha pats Miroku's shoulder.
"I find that very comforting, Inu-Yasha, very. After all I only got hit five times, not, as you are, chased by a vengeful ghost."
"What drove you to asking Kaiyou anyway? It's not like you JUST realised she was a girl." Kagome rested the collapsible kettle beside the fire.
"It was the beauty of the moon and the radiance of her face in it's light."
"You mean you took advantage of the fact she can't severely hurt you."
"No, Sango, it wasn't." Miroku glared sarcastically at her.
"Maybe you should have been a player Miroku. After all you have the skill." Kaiyou sipped her tea letting it dissolve the shock.
"I would rather retain my dignity and my bruises, thank you. I will not dress up and flaunt myself to the public."
"What do you," Shippo yawned, "mean Miroku? You dress up as a merchant sometimes and once as a farmer to help us pass through a village."
Inu-Yasha whispered into the kitsune's ear. "He means he'd not want to dress up as a girl."
"But why can't they get women to do that?" Shippo stared up at Inu-Yasha.
"Why don't we all go to sleep now!?!" Kagome clapped her hands as she stood up. "Inu-Yasha you can keep watch until it's almost the false dawn and then you can get Miroku up! Now Kaiyou, I've got a spare blanket you can use tonight!" Kagome busied about getting everyone ready.
Eventually everyone was in their preferred sleeping arrangements. Kaiyou looked around to where she could lie down. Not where she usually did between Miroku and Kagome. But maybe here....
'Yes, this feels right.' She settled the blanket down and laid on top of it, wrapping it over herself.
"O-yasumi nasai."
Several 'o-ya's were grumbled back at her.
"O-yasumi Yasha." She rolled over so she faced the fire.
Inu-Yasha gazed at the back of her head lying in front of him.
"O-yasumi Kai."
She mumbled and wriggled, smiling into the fire.
so here it is.
Yeah. It's:
Fandom: Inu-Yasha
Genre: AU, OC, nothing mushy aside from family stuff (and NO, not in that way.) Possibly OOC-ness.
Rating: M (for language. What else?)
Warnings: I don't think there are any... Well aside from event twisting concerning the third movie.
And that's about it. It's right from the middle so it doesn't make MUCH sense. Hope it makes you laugh though.
"Is that Inu-Yasha hugging Kaiyou?"
Kagome sighs. "He does have a heart, Miroku."
"Unlike your perverted sense of one. Anyway can't you see he's protecting her? He's her brother and all brothers, even younger ones, want to protect their sister." 'Sango's right. Kohaku protects her against Naraku and Souta protects me from failing at school.'
"Hey. I was raised as an only child. You can't expect me to know what you girls are talking about."
"Well you will if you have any children."
Both Inu-Yasha and Kaiyou come up to the fire. "What's up?"
Shippo replies. "Nothing much. Just Miroku and Sango's daily argument." Kagome sweat-drops as she watches them both continue arguing.
"Who says I won't have any children?!"
"I DO!"
Miroku hangs his head at her. "I know immediately that my chances of wooing a woman are gone once you arrive."
"Who says they want to be wooed?!?!"
"They do. Their look on their faces as I approach, as if I'm their saviour from this terrible time. One of eagerness and waiting." He raises his hand and closed eyes towards the heavens. "One of surprise and bewilderment at their finding of one such as myself. Their astonishment at one who is so willing to be theirs."
"Will you bear my children?" Miroku suddenly appears at Kaiyou's feet.
"MIROKU!!"
"You know that this hurts." Miroku rubs the five lumps on his head.
"Yes and that's why we did it to you. We've got to keep you under control. Otherwise," Kagome handed a cup of tea to Kaiyou, "you might get hurt even more."
"After all, a broken heart hurts more than a few lumps on your head." Shippo contributes, sounding older than his age.
"Believe me Miroku, you'll be better off than me whatever you do." Inu-Yasha pats Miroku's shoulder.
"I find that very comforting, Inu-Yasha, very. After all I only got hit five times, not, as you are, chased by a vengeful ghost."
"What drove you to asking Kaiyou anyway? It's not like you JUST realised she was a girl." Kagome rested the collapsible kettle beside the fire.
"It was the beauty of the moon and the radiance of her face in it's light."
"You mean you took advantage of the fact she can't severely hurt you."
"No, Sango, it wasn't." Miroku glared sarcastically at her.
"Maybe you should have been a player Miroku. After all you have the skill." Kaiyou sipped her tea letting it dissolve the shock.
"I would rather retain my dignity and my bruises, thank you. I will not dress up and flaunt myself to the public."
"What do you," Shippo yawned, "mean Miroku? You dress up as a merchant sometimes and once as a farmer to help us pass through a village."
Inu-Yasha whispered into the kitsune's ear. "He means he'd not want to dress up as a girl."
"But why can't they get women to do that?" Shippo stared up at Inu-Yasha.
"Why don't we all go to sleep now!?!" Kagome clapped her hands as she stood up. "Inu-Yasha you can keep watch until it's almost the false dawn and then you can get Miroku up! Now Kaiyou, I've got a spare blanket you can use tonight!" Kagome busied about getting everyone ready.
Eventually everyone was in their preferred sleeping arrangements. Kaiyou looked around to where she could lie down. Not where she usually did between Miroku and Kagome. But maybe here....
'Yes, this feels right.' She settled the blanket down and laid on top of it, wrapping it over herself.
"O-yasumi nasai."
Several 'o-ya's were grumbled back at her.
"O-yasumi Yasha." She rolled over so she faced the fire.
Inu-Yasha gazed at the back of her head lying in front of him.
"O-yasumi Kai."
She mumbled and wriggled, smiling into the fire.
so here it is.
Yeah. It's:
Fandom: Inu-Yasha
Genre: AU, OC, nothing mushy aside from family stuff (and NO, not in that way.) Possibly OOC-ness.
Rating: M (for language. What else?)
Warnings: I don't think there are any... Well aside from event twisting concerning the third movie.
And that's about it. It's right from the middle so it doesn't make MUCH sense. Hope it makes you laugh though.
